Almost a million subscribers are lost to ABC overnight as a result of Elon Musk’s boycott
In a unprecedented flip of occasions that nobody noticed coming (besides perhaps Elon Musk), ABC has reportedly misplaced virtually 1 million subscribers in a single day. The trigger?…
Whoopi Goldberg Announces Plans to Leave America: ‘I Wasn’t Respected Here’
In a surprising and emotional revelation, Whoopi Goldberg has announced her intention to leave America, citing a lack of respect as the driving force behind her decision. The…
“It is Time to Lastly Cancel The View, the Worst Present on TV,” declares the CEO of ABC.
In what can solely be described as a long-awaited transfer, ABC’s CEO has formally pulled the plug on The View, the daytime speak present that has been a…